
Art by Jack Vhay.
Straight from theĀ InterviewĀ officesāfrom Manhattanās midtown to Bed-Stuy in Brooklyn, sometimes L.A., and beyondāthis is theĀ Word Wide Web Bulletināa compilation of some of theĀ stories the internet has been murmuring about. From politics to drag, and everything in between. This week, Little Monsters demand more Artpop from Lady Gaga, the dramatic trailer for the new season of #RHOBH is here, and Colton Underwood comes out. Letās talk about it.
Put Your Rave Paws Up
You know the formula alreadyāas stated by the sex philosopher Samantha Jones: āFirst come the gays, then the girls, then⦠the industry!ā In the case of the 2013 future-forward pop album Artpop by Lady Gaga, itās the gays that have kept its spirit and relevancy alive in the year 2021. The album, which was poorly received by fans and critics alike, reentered the zeitgeist this week as Little Monsters worldwide reminisced on the impact of the nearly 10-year-old album. Itās quite funny that an album which Mother Monster herself described as āheart surgeryā is receiving praise years after its release, but for longtime fans of Lady Gaga, this renaissance has been a long time coming. The album delivered, in its due time, a press tour from an unhinged and creative pop star unlike any other weāve seen in recent history. If you need further proof, just listen to āManicure,ā āSexxx Dreams,ā or āMary Jane Holland,ā and while youāre at it watch the pop-meets-Bravo music video for āG.U.Y.ā The Artpop fever hit its peak when a Change.org petition was signed over 40,000 times, asking Gaga and her record label Interscope Records, to release a B-Side of the album, containing songs that the pop music legend never released. While we patiently await the Summer 2021 soundtrack from Lady Gaga, weāll just keep streaming the oldies but goodies.Ā (And āMontero.ā)
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The Met Gala is Back, But Not on Monday and Not in May

Photo from the February 1998 cover of Interview. Collage by Jack Vhay.
Anna Wintour and New Yorkās Metropolitan Museum of Art sent ripples worldwide when they announced thatĀ theĀ hottest party in the world, The MET Gala, will be back for not one, but two glamorous nights. The 2021-2022 Met Gala will honor American fashion in two segments; the first one titled āIn America: A Lexicon of Fashionā will examine our nationās impact on the fashion world, and the second part, titled āIn America: An Anthology of Fashion,ā will offer a historical perspective going as far back as 1670, according to the museum. The internet set ablaze with jokes, predictions, and dream guest lists for the two-fold event. As the 2019 Met Gala was canceled due to the COVID-19 global pandemic, the upcoming American homage to fashion at the Met Gala is sure to feed the souls of fashion-hungry crowds, and of course the pockets of the MET. After all the event is a fundraiser. But we canāt help but fear where some will take their looksāweāre looking at you, J*m*s Ch*rl*s.
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The Diamonds of #RHOBH are Back Darling, Bling Bling and Drama

Photograph courtesy of Erika Jayne.
āWhatās wrong with being fake and phony sometimes?,ā asks Lisa Rinna in the trailer for the highly-anticipated season 11 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (RHOBH). Itās clear the drama in the Diamond Hills has been brewing. Obviously, there are scandals, like Erika Jayne and her husband Tom Girardiās money troubles. and the āwidows and orphansā he (or is it they?) stole money from. Thereās also new blood in town, like Kathy Hiltonāyes, mother of The Hilton sisters and sister of Kyle Richardsāand Crystal Minkoff and her ugly leather pantsāan instant fan-favorite Housewife ready to deliver all the shade. The women of Beverly Hills never fail to deliver, even when the drama is about a dog named Lucy; thereās a reason why RHOBH is one of the most loved, and hated, franchises in the Bravo-sphere. The Diamonds return to our television screens on May 19th. Watch the trailer below, and catch up on this conversation between Rinna and Denise Richards. Oh, and donāt forget to let Miss Jayne tell you a thing or two about earrings. Itās Beverly Hills darling, chi chi chi.
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Gucciaga: The Gucci x Balenciaga Collab Everyoneās Talking About
Unless youāve been living under a literal rock, youāve seen the clothes, the video, and the hot takesāeveryone is here for the Gucci x Balenciaga collaboration. The clothes, which were described by people on the internet as āan exchange studentās wet dreamā and the video to accompany the presentation, feel like a dose of adrenalineāa much-needed shock to our veins in a world seemingly devoid of good things. The show is filled with references, like Tom Fordās red-hot velvet suit from 1996, or all of his collections during the late 90s at Gucci, which can only be described as hot. Sorry, dictionaryāinvent a better word and weāll use it. The clothes range from hypebeast staples like puffers and Balenciaga-shaped Gucci purses to sensual Studio 54-wareāweāre talking silky, unbuttoned tops, belted crop tops, and heavy jewels. The world is reigniting, and Alessandro Michele wants to dress us (or maybe undress us?) for the club. Watch the show below, and get ready to party like itās 1996.
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Former Virgin Bachelor Colton Underwood Comes Out as GayĀ
In other shocking, but not totally surprising news, the former Bachelor contestant Colton Underwood went on Good Morning AmericaĀ to tell the world he is, in fact, a homosexual. I, for one, applaud this manās bravery to go on national television to live his authentic truth, after joining a reality TV contest about heterosexual love and after jumping a fenceāquite literally running away from a house full of women ready to marry him. Canāt get any gayer than that, can it? Well, youāre wrong. Almost as if it were planned, wink wink, Netflix announced a series following Underwood and his coming out process, guided by none other than Olympic star-turned gay Messiah and our in-house jean reviewer Gus Kenworthy. Though we applaud and even encourage these types of stories, well-documented and streamed for millions of eyeballs worldwide, there are far better options for shows, and even far better so-called āgay-guides.ā Netflix knows where to look and who to look at, but to highlight this particular journey, well honey, thatās choices.
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And Wishing the Late Selena Quintanilla Un Feliz CumpleaƱos
Today marks what would have been the late Selena Quintanillaās 49th birthday. Allow us instead to rejoice in the light and music she brought to this world during her short but successful career. Selena, as she is known to her fans and family, has inspired multiple generations to express their roots and celebrate their true identity; in fact, Selena Gomez was named after the late Tex-Mex icon. So as we head into the weekend, below, watch Selena slay a Disco medley during her last concert in Houston at the Astrodome. Feliz CumpleaƱos, Selena!