Name: Ruby McCollister
Age: Actress age.
Where do you live? Gramercy Park.
How tall are you? Actress height.
Do you have nightmares? Always, mostly about surgery and pregnancy. Dying to find a dream analyst!
Whatâs in your system? Caffeine. Adderall if I get it together to keep up my prescription. God.
Whose approval matters? My god, my producers, and my adoring fans.
What was the first thing you did this morning? I hazily dreamed of making out with Sandra Bernhard in a Parisian hotel circa 1997.
What does the winter remind you of ? The Great Depression. And sudden illness.
Who is the best dancer you know? Jake Levy.
Have you ever faked an orgasm? I believe itâs important to fake orgasms! Who says pretending isnât actually real? Faking one is also a release! We have to get over orgasms.
Who was the last person you lied to? I lie constantly about completely benign things. No one deserves all of me.
Which profession do you think is a sham? Consulting! What the hell is that? Am I right?! Though I think Iâd be fabulous at itâŠ
Have you ever had an affair? Duh. Itâs also a perfect pastime.
What do you do about global warming? Triggered to hell by this question. Soothe the child within me?!
How do you cure a headache? A sugar-free Red Bull.
What would you eat for your last meal? Shrimp cocktail and champagne with St-Germain.
