Name: Ruby McCollister

Age: Actress age.

Where do you live? Gramercy Park.

How tall are you? Actress height.

Do you have nightmares? Always, mostly about surgery and pregnancy. Dying to find a dream analyst!

What’s in your system? Caffeine. Adderall if I get it together to keep up my prescription. God.

Whose approval matters? My god, my producers, and my adoring fans.

What was the first thing you did this morning? I hazily dreamed of making out with Sandra Bernhard in a Parisian hotel circa 1997.

What does the winter remind you of ? The Great Depression. And sudden illness.

Who is the best dancer you know? Jake Levy.

Have you ever faked an orgasm? I believe it’s important to fake orgasms! Who says pretending isn’t actually real? Faking one is also a release! We have to get over orgasms.

Who was the last person you lied to? I lie constantly about completely benign things. No one deserves all of me.

Which profession do you think is a sham? Consulting! What the hell is that? Am I right?! Though I think I’d be fabulous at it


Have you ever had an affair? Duh. It’s also a perfect pastime.

What do you do about global warming? Triggered to hell by this question. Soothe the child within me?!

How do you cure a headache? A sugar-free Red Bull.

What would you eat for your last meal? Shrimp cocktail and champagne with St-Germain.



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